Rich: The wedding gift

It was a wedding gift. We never knew from whom it came, even after all these years.

I just opened the front door, and a quart jar of clear liquid sat there. My first thought was that it was water.

Then I saw the note. “Congratulations on your marriage. Have a toast, from a friend.”

I opened the jar to smell it. Holy cow. I nearly fainted. I brought the jar in and said, “Tink, someone left a quart of …