RING! RING! RING!
“Hello. Dick Yarbrough speaking. How may I direct your call?”
“Dick, it’s me. Artie.”
“I’m sorry. Artie who?”
“Artie Fishel, you harebrained humanoid. Of Artie Fishel's Intelligence. You surely remember me. I am capable of performing tasks that typically require human cognition, such as learning, reasoning, problem-solving, and decision-making.”
“Come to think of it, I do. Last time w…