The heck with summer, y’all; this is too hot! It’s been so hot I saw a bird the other day blow on a worm before he ate it. I saw a hummingbird leave the shade and burst into flames; he was so hot. I saw a road worker actually use the shovel he was leaning on so he could get done faster the other day!
This is bad!
Fishing reports? Are you kidding? Come on, just don’t go...
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